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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
It's ass.



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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.



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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.



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Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.



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