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Q. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A. One's a slimy scum-sucking
scavenger, the other is just a fish.


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Why is lemonade mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real
lemons?


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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just
happy that cows can't fly!


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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week


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