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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it,
put it on a hanger. Next day buy it back for 50p.


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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No, sir, I
don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? A: Chocolate chimp cookies.


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Why did the fly head for the alarm clock? --He wanted to land on time.


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