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A man is like a toilet-he's either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking
the piss or just full of shit.


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What's more accurate than a digital watch & able to tell time with a single bound? Clock
Kent.


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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it,
put it on a hanger. Next day buy it back for 50p.


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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No, sir, I
don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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