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Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.


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Q. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A1. Shoot him before he hits the water. A2.
Take your foot off his head.


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Q: What do you call a doe with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eyed deer!


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Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper? A: The tongue's still in the envelo


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