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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher.


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Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat
myself.


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Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.


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Q. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A1. Shoot him before he hits the water. A2.
Take your foot off his head.


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