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How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.



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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.



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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.



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Why do bald people put holes in there pockets? So they can rub their fingers through their
hair.



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