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Why did the fly head for the alarm clock? --He wanted to land on time.


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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?


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Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? A. It doesn't need cleaning.


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