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What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem? A: He thinks that nobody important is
out to get him.


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What did the bee say to the rose? Nice bud


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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that
way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.


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You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20%
Thursday; 5% Friday


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