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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
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How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they
both last about 60 seconds.
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're
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