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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're
ahead"?


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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.


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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


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Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.


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