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How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. 


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What do you get when crossing a godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand


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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.


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If You're Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My butt.


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