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What do you get when you cross a clock with a cigarette? --Second-hand smoke.


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OK, so what's the speed of dark?


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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.


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What has four heads, runs forward and backwards very fast and loves to play? A VCR.


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