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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.


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Q. What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A. Their personalities.


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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes


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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with
dictionaries.


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