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Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a
good looking prostitute.

She sees this and calls out "Fifty dollars!" He's tempted, but the price is a little high
so he calls back "Five!" She'd disgusted and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as
luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down on her price.

"Fifty!" she shouts and Bill answers her "Five!" No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into
shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill.

They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there.

She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells "See what you get for five dollars!"


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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You
know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I
turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into
the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out
so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I
screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and,
she always acts like she's sound asleep!"



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One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt
and his boots.

The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like
that?"

Billy-Bob replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!"

The sheriff says he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.

Billy-Bob continues "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a
cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did."

"Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy,
well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did."

"Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her
clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun
belt and my boots.

Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "Okay Billy-Bob, go to
town..."


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Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest.

Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad
Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!"

Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut
through the forest anyway.

The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the
Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!"

Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big
Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood -
I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!"

"Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just
like the story says!"


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