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A teacher notices that a little Jonny at the back of the class is squirming around,
scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just
recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher tells him to go down to the principal's office, to phone his mum and ask her
what he should do about it.

He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a
general commotion at the back of the room.

Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom" she says.

"I did" he says, "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick
me up from school."


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A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the
wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income.

The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of
the building if she had any questions or problems.

A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him
to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband.

The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at
which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob?" She asked him
to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much.

The husband said "Ask for $40." The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that
this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal
of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung.

She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her
husband asked "Now what?" The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"


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Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to
divorce his wife.

"Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would
you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"

"Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after
night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."

Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and
again?"

Fred: "What - and have a house full of kids???"


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Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because
they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.

So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a
female friend of theirs.

Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of
the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.

"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."

A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the
pacifier out of his ass."


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