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A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa,
why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill,
Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our
culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from
generation to generation.

Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night
she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day
that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp
and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken
Condom Made in China?



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A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing
for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime.

I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue
silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice,
and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"

The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great... but you forgot to pack my blue silk
pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't... I put them in your tackle box!"


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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the
window right now and make one person very happy."

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the
window and make 10 people very happy".

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw
one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the
window and make the whole country happy."


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Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks
in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom: Well dear....a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.

One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.

(The daughter looks puzzled.)

That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby,
honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's
penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, dear.


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