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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that
way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.



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You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20%
Thursday; 5% Friday



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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.



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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for
the rest of your life.



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