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Q: What happens to a cow
during an earthquake?
A: it gives milk shakes!
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Q: What do you call someone
who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
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Q: What do you get when you
cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
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Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay
they would be bagels!
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Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
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Q: What did the judge say when
the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
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Q: What's the difference between
a fat woman and a virgin?
A: A fat woman's trying to diet,
and the virgin's dying to try it!
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