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Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.



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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.






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A blonde is terribly overweight,
so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for
two days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for two weeks.
The next time I see you, you'll
have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's
lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor
says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you,
though, I thought I was going to
drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."



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Q : Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?
A : Alta Vista baby.



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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh!



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Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!



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Q: What do you get when you
cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.



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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.



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Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.



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Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay
they would be bagels!



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