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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.




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Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one


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Why can't you play games in the jungle?
Because there are to many cheatahs.


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You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just
because it says concentrate.





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Q: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
A: Princess Diana's death.

How come?
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

I'm sending this to you,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization


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I am very popular to men and women.
I have known to put on smiles.
I am known to come in different colors and sizes,
And I am wrapped in different brands.
Also known to be either skinny and long,
Or fat and stubbly.
When taken out, I go in hard and dry,
And come out soft an wet.
Once taken out a second time, I become dissatisfied to others,
And tend to lose interest.
Now without hesitation,
Guess who I am?

A piece of Chewing Gum! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT ? :)


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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge.
Others just gargle.


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If men got pregnant ....
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and
drive-through windows.



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My parents were so poor, they got married for the rice.


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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


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