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Q: Why did the blond lady
throw butter out the window?
A: Because she wanted to
see a butterfly!


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Q: what do students sail on ?
A: a scholarship.


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Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: An Oinkment!!!


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Q: why did a girl bring a ruler to sleep?
A: to see how long she sleeps.


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Q: What should gymnasts do if they
find themselves in a haunted house?
A: Exorcise.



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Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo York.


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Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.


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Q: What's the difference between
a bull and an orchestra?
A: The bull has the horns in the
front and the asshole in the back.


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Q: Why did the golf player take an
extra pair of pants when he went
out on the golf course?
A: Just in case he got a hole in one.


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Q: What tennis player can be seen in poo?
A: Anna Corn-ikova



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