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A men went into a doctor's surgery
with a frog on his head.
"That's a nasty looking growth" said the doctor.
"I'll say", said the frog.


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Q: What do cats like on a hot day?

A: A mice-cream.


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Four mice are being chased by a cat.
The mice were cornered when one of
them turned around and barked, "Ruff!
Ruff! Ruff!"
The surprised cat ran away scared.
Later when the mice told their mother
what happened, she smiled and said,
"You see, it pays to be bilingual!"


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Q:What did one whale say to another whale?
A:"Say it, dont spray it".


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