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3 mad men run away from the madhouse.
The first one gets to the gate and crawls so the guard will not notice
but the guard heared something and asket: "Who is it?"
The mad man did Miau , Miau , and the guard said to himself
"it only a cat"
The second mad man came crawlling to the gate and Miaued , so the guard was sure it's an
other cat.
The last mad man came all the way to the gate walking , got to the guard and said:
"i am a cat too" , so the guard opened the gate for him...


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Asking a writer what he thinks of the critics is like asking a
light poll what it thinks of dogs.


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Bill Gates went on a fishing vacation.
He sat for houres and houres when a small gold fish was captured by his rod.
Bill who could not find a reason to keep it wanted to put it back in the water
when the little fish asked: Bill , could i make a wish?


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Girl a : my dog is very smart. every day he will go out and bring the paper.
Girl b : i know that
Girl a : how do you know that ?
Girl b : my dog told me


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