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3 Bears get back home from the wood.
Father Bear: "some one had my porridge..."
Mother Bear: "some one had my porridge and little bear's porridge too..."
Little Bear: "The hell with the porridge , they took the VCR..."


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3 mad men run away from the madhouse.
The first one gets to the gate and crawls so the guard will not notice
but the guard heared something and asket: "Who is it?"
The mad man did Miau , Miau , and the guard said to himself
"it only a cat"
The second mad man came crawlling to the gate and Miaued , so the guard was sure it's an
other cat.
The last mad man came all the way to the gate walking , got to the guard and said:
"i am a cat too" , so the guard opened the gate for him...


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Asking a writer what he thinks of the critics is like asking a
light poll what it thinks of dogs.


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Bill Gates went on a fishing vacation.
He sat for houres and houres when a small gold fish was captured by his rod.
Bill who could not find a reason to keep it wanted to put it back in the water
when the little fish asked: Bill , could i make a wish?


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