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An English man,a Pakistani and a bangali had a bet:
who could stay the longest in the pig's room.
First went in the English man. he came out in a minute and said:
"pooh it stinks in there"
Next went in the pakistani. he did the same and said the same.
Last to go in was the bangali, yet when he went in the pigs
ran out instead.


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Two donkies meet on the road
1ST DONKEY: why are you standing near this house?
2ND DONKEY: I heared a women shout to her daughter:
"if you don't work in this house i will marry you with a donky!"




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Q: What is a cross between a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A wooly jumper


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A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu.
He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup".
The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup."
He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea."


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