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Q: Where do penguins live?
A: In wrappers!


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Q: What is an elephants sex organ?
A: His trunk, because when he steps
on you, youre fucked.


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A clergyman was walking down the street when he
came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of
them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys
were hurting the dog, he went over and asked,
"What are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an
old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but
only one of us can take him home. So we've decided
that whichever one of us can tell the biggest
lie will get to keep the dog."
The reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't
be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed.
He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against
lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin
to lie?" and ending with, "Why, when I was your age,
I never told a lie."
There was dead silence for about a minute. Just
as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten
through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh
and said, "All right, give him the dog."


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Q: what do you call a world without pandas?
A: un-bear-a-bul.


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