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What has four heads, runs forward and backwards very fast and loves to play? A VCR.



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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? -To get a diarrhoea!



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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.



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Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth
and now they're black and crispy.



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