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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no



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What has four heads, runs forward and backwards very fast and loves to play? A VCR.



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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? -To get a diarrhoea!



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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.



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