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There are two fish in a tank.
One says to the other: "who's driving?"
"This thing!"


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mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead
and now she takes her lamb to school between
two bits of bread.


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Q: What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
A: Nothing, he got smooshed by a car in the midle of the road!


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Q: What do you call a pinguen in the Desert?
A: LOooost!!!!!


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