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Q: What do you call a pinguen in the Desert?
A: LOooost!!!!!


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Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: An Oinkment!!!


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Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo York.


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Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White
House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig
under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs
--they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one
for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"


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