how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the
ground that is capable of holding an
elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take
a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
A lady with a frog stuck to her
head comes to the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked her what's
wrong the frog says, “I got
something stuck to my ass!”
A small frog goes to a fortune teller
and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”
The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?”
The teller says, “In biology class!”
