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Q: What's the difference between
a toad and a horny toad?
A: One goes "Ribbit" and the other
goes "Rubbit."



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how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the
ground that is capable of holding an
elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take
a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.


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A lady with a frog stuck to her
head comes to the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked her what's
wrong the frog says, I got
something stuck to my ass!


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A small frog goes to a fortune teller
and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, Yes, you are.
The frog replies, Where? In a bar or at a party?
The teller says, In biology class!


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