A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 62 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 113 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 103 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun. "Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated." "Great" says the man. "But what's the gun for?" "In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 2 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.