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Q: What can a goose do,
that a duck can't do and
a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.


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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!


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A man calls the Animal Control in his town,
because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof,
and he can't figure out how to get it down safely.
Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out,
carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun.
He hands the man the gun.
"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up
onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with
this baseball bat until he falls down. When
he falls down, this little dog will bite him
in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great" says the man. "But what's the gun for?"
"In case I fall down instead of the gorilla —
shoot the dog."


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Q: What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A: A monkey with a chainsaw!



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