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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.



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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"


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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?"



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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.






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