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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"


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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?"



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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.






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A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was
finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his
cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he
had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take
up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a
nice job he had done.

''Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found
them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''



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