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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new
restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one.
"It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white.
There is no dirt anywhere-it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach, "Not while I'm eating!"



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While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to pee all over the blind man's
legs.
A passerby commented to the blind man: "What! That dog just peed all over your legs, and
you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"
The blind man replied: "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can
kick him."



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A blind man walk into a bank with his
seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere.
He walked into the center of the bank
floor,took the dog by the chain, and
started swinging him around his head.
Everyone stooped what they were doing and looked.
The other costumers were very confused
and some very upset at the way the animal
was treated.
One of the tellers run up to the blindman
and asked: "Sir, what are you doing?!?"
The man turned toward the teller and
simply said: "Looking around"


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Q. What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
A. DUCK


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