The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs who are drinking in a bar. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" "No Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are not". "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?" Dopey questions. "No Dopey," chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy." "Mr. Pope," Dopey asks pleadingly, "are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" "No Dopey," the Pope says sadly, "there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." And softly in the background the six remaining dwarves start chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 1437 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A white horse walks into a bar, and the barman sees the horse and says, "Hey, we have a whiskey here named after you!" The horse then says: "What? 'Mike?'" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 4 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 756 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This blonde with a pig walks into a bar. The bartender looks them up and down and says, "Where did you get that dumb animal?" The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.