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A white horse walks into a bar, and the barman sees the
horse and says, "Hey, we have a whiskey here named
after you!"
The horse then says: "What? 'Mike?'"



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A male whale and a female whale were swimming
off the coast of Japan when they noticed a
whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as
the same ship that had harpooned his father many
years earlier. He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of
our air holes at the same time and it should
cause the ship to turn over and sink. They
tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales
realized the sailors had jumped overboard and
were swimming to the safety of shore. The male
was enraged that they were going to get away
and told the female, "Lets swim after them and
gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming
reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said,
"I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen."


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This blonde with a pig walks into a bar. The bartender looks them up and down and says,
"Where did you get that dumb animal?"
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."



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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide



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