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What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat.



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How does a dog stop the VCR? He presses the paws button!



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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?'
The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'


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Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish


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