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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


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What would you call a fish with no eyes?
Fss


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Q: What is a dog without a tail ?
A: A Hotdog.


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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show
you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches
into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into
his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat
stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the
blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender,
"If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free
drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees,
thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the
first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny
rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny
piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds
to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket
and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along
with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger
confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger
increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.
"No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again
increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man
finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in
exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could
have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a
mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered.
"The frog was really nothing special.
You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."


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