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Q: How do you keep an elephant from charing ?
A: You take away his credit card.



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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other,
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"


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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.



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Q: What steps do you take when a bear is chasing you?

A: Very big ones!


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