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Q: How would you feel if you swallowed a sheep?

A: Very baaaaad!



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Q: What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower?

A: A chimp-pansy!



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Q: What do geese eat ?

A: Gooseberries!



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Q: What kind of dogs do hairdressers own?

A: Shampoodles!



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