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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"




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What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? Ruff, Ruff



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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still
excited to see you. 



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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a
bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge
pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."


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