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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

A: When you're a mouse!


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Q: What has more lives than a cat?

A: A frog. It croaks every night.


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Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging
about their bravery and toughness.
First rat: "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful
of rat poison!"
Second rat: "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught
in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says:
"Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."


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Q: What's the difference between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?

A: If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.




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