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Husband and wife are taking bath.
while the husband holding his wife's boobs, says:
"If they were more firm you didn't need bra."
The wife holds the husband's penis and says:
"If it was a little bigger then I didn't need your brother."


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A blonde is stopped while driving and asked to get into
the police car. They take her to the station and start
explaining the scene of the crime.
" you was in your car and ' i just wanna make
love to you...'
she stopped him and said,
" i am not cheap. £40 is my going rate. I can do
you all night if you want."
" The policemen said i was talking about the
music that was on in your car."


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A girl had no husband and wanted sex, so she went to
the dildo shop and asked for the best dildo they had
so the guy gives her the voodoo dildo, he says she has
to say voodoo dildo two times then were you want it to
go.So the girl is in her car driving and she says
voodoo dildo voodoo dildo my vegina the pressure was
to much for her so she pressed the gas so hard that
she went to fast and the cop stoped her and said your
to fast i am going to take away your license! the girl
replys its not my fault its the voodoo dildos fault.
the cop says voodoo dildo voodoo dildo my ass!


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A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their
encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.

To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking
each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to guess
accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day,
then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man
finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year".

The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What the heck are
you so happy about?"

The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"


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