Husband and wife are taking bath. while the husband holding his wife's boobs, says: "If they were more firm you didn't need bra." The wife holds the husband's penis and says: "If it was a little bigger then I didn't need your brother." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 68 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde is stopped while driving and asked to get into the police car. They take her to the station and start explaining the scene of the crime. " you was in your car and ' i just wanna make love to you...' she stopped him and said, " i am not cheap. £40 is my going rate. I can do you all night if you want." " The policemen said i was talking about the music that was on in your car." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A girl had no husband and wanted sex, so she went to the dildo shop and asked for the best dildo they had so the guy gives her the voodoo dildo, he says she has to say voodoo dildo two times then were you want it to go.So the girl is in her car driving and she says voodoo dildo voodoo dildo my vegina the pressure was to much for her so she pressed the gas so hard that she went to fast and the cop stoped her and said your to fast i am going to take away your license! the girl replys its not my fault its the voodoo dildos fault. the cop says voodoo dildo voodoo dildo my ass! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 78 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear. "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year". The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?" The man answers, "Tonight's the night!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 89 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.