Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high opened his fly and asked her if she
wanna, Jill said yes took off her dress and then they
had some fun, silly Jill forgot the pill and now they
have a son
Mircka, a polish girl tell her husband after they had a big fight:
Mircka: Vladek , i am leaving to America.
Vladek: Why ? what will you do in America?
Mircka: They say in America you can get 200$ every time you fuck.
Vladek: well let's see you get along the whole year with 200$...
a polish man comes to his friend and asks:
did you hear of the new ice cube? an ice cube with a hole in the center?
The friend answers: what is new about it . i am married to one for over 30 years