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There were two friends, one with a large breast and one
with a small breast. The one with the small breast wanted to
have large breast like her friend so she went to the
doctor for help. The doctor told her to go home and
each morning before she goes to work to squeeze her
breast while saying "Mary had a little lamb it's
fleese was white as snow","Ever where that
Mary went the lamb was sure to go". So every
morning one hour before work the girl would squeeze
her breast and say "Mary had a little lamb it's
fleese was white as snow", "Every where that
Mary went the lamb was sure to go". But one
morning she was running late for work because her car
would not start so she got on the bus and sat in the
very back where no one was sitting then hid behind her
seat squeezing her breast and whispering "Mary
had a little lamb", then she looked up to see if
anyone had notice. "It's fleese was white as
snow", and she looked up again, "Every where
that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". Just
then this guy walked to the back of the bus and said
"Hey you must go to the same doctor that I
do". and the girl said "You must be
mistaken. And the guy said "Sure you do"
then took out his penis and stroked it saying
"Peter Piper Picked Peck Of Peppers".



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A:BOTH GO FORWARD BACKWARD-FORWARD BACKWARD ,STOP & EJECT


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jack and jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a bucket of water
but clumsy jack
fell on jill's back
and now they have a daughter!


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There were two friends, one with a large breast and one
with a small breast. The one with the small breast wanted to
have large breast like her friend so she went to the
doctor for help. The doctor told her to go home and
each morning before she goes to work to squeeze her
breast while saying "Mary had a little lamb it's
fleese was white as snow","Ever where that
Mary went the lamb was sure to go". So every
morning one hour before work the girl would squeeze
her breast and say "Mary had a little lamb it's
fleese was white as snow", "Every where that
Mary went the lamb was sure to go". But one
morning she was running late for work because her car
would not start so she got on the bus and sat in the
very back where no one was sitting then hid behind her
seat squeezing her breast and whispering "Mary
had a little lamb", then she looked up to see if
anyone had notice. "It's fleese was white as
snow", and she looked up again, "Every where
that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". Just
then this guy walked to the back of the bus and said
"Hey you must go to the same doctor that I
do". and the girl said "You must be
mistaken. And the guy said "Sure you do"
then took out his penis and stroked it saying
"Peter Piper Picked Peck Of Peppers".



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