There were two friends, one with a large breast and one with a small breast. The one with the small breast wanted to have large breast like her friend so she went to the doctor for help. The doctor told her to go home and each morning before she goes to work to squeeze her breast while saying "Mary had a little lamb it's fleese was white as snow","Ever where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". So every morning one hour before work the girl would squeeze her breast and say "Mary had a little lamb it's fleese was white as snow", "Every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". But one morning she was running late for work because her car would not start so she got on the bus and sat in the very back where no one was sitting then hid behind her seat squeezing her breast and whispering "Mary had a little lamb", then she looked up to see if anyone had notice. "It's fleese was white as snow", and she looked up again, "Every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". Just then this guy walked to the back of the bus and said "Hey you must go to the same doctor that I do". and the girl said "You must be mistaken. And the guy said "Sure you do" then took out his penis and stroked it saying "Peter Piper Picked Peck Of Peppers". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q:WAT IS IN COMMON BETWEEN a MEN AND a VIDEO CASSETE. A:BOTH GO FORWARD BACKWARD-FORWARD BACKWARD ,STOP & EJECT Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. jack and jill, went up the hill, to fetch a bucket of water but clumsy jack fell on jill's back and now they have a daughter! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 156 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were two friends, one with a large breast and one with a small breast. The one with the small breast wanted to have large breast like her friend so she went to the doctor for help. The doctor told her to go home and each morning before she goes to work to squeeze her breast while saying "Mary had a little lamb it's fleese was white as snow","Ever where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". So every morning one hour before work the girl would squeeze her breast and say "Mary had a little lamb it's fleese was white as snow", "Every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". But one morning she was running late for work because her car would not start so she got on the bus and sat in the very back where no one was sitting then hid behind her seat squeezing her breast and whispering "Mary had a little lamb", then she looked up to see if anyone had notice. "It's fleese was white as snow", and she looked up again, "Every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go". Just then this guy walked to the back of the bus and said "Hey you must go to the same doctor that I do". and the girl said "You must be mistaken. And the guy said "Sure you do" then took out his penis and stroked it saying "Peter Piper Picked Peck Of Peppers". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 28 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.