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Charlie works as an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss,
"There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a
jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the
sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking
out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a
piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."


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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
A lady sitting next to him asked: "Are
they yours babies?"
Man: "No, i work in a condom factory.
These are customer complaints."


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There were 3 girls and 3 guys in a car,
comeing back from the movies. The Red
Head Screamed, the blonde laughed and
the black head was quiet. the next day
they told their mother everything. so
she started to ask questions.
She asked the red head: "Why did you
scream?"
The red head said: "Because it hurt."
She asked the blonde: "Why did you laugh?"
The blonde said: "Because it tickled"
She asked the black head: "Why were you
so quiet?"
The black head siad: "Because you told
me never to talk with my mouth full."


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A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday
cake. The salesman asks him what message he
wants to put on the cake.
"Well," he thinks for a while, and says "let's
put 'You are not getting older, you are getting
better'".
The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, "Well put 'You are not getting older'
at the top and 'You are getting better' at the
bottom."
The real fun didn't start until the cake box was
opened and the entire party watched the message
decorated on the cake "You are not getting older
at the top. You are getting better at the bottom!"


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