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Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza
delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.


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"How did it happen?" the doctor asked Jesse
as he set his broken leg.
"Well, doctor, 15 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke
your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 15 years ago, when I
first started working on the farm, that night,
right after I`d gone to bed, the farmer`s
beautiful daughter came into my room. She
asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I`m sure," I said.
"Isn`t there anything I can do for you???"
she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell
does this story have to do with your broken leg?!"
"Well, this morning," Jesse explained,
"when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell
off the roof!"


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Mary married Barry and they had sex 5 times a day,
5 days a week for 5 years, then Barry died. Mary
buried Barry, than Mary married Gary. They had sex
6 times day, 6 days a week for 6 years, than Gary
died. Mary buried Gary and then Mary married Larry.
Mary and Larry had sex 7 times a day, 7 days a week
for 7 years before Larry died. Mary buried Larry,
then Mary died.
Mary's sister Sherry and her friend Terry were at
the funeral home looking down at Mary when Terry
said, "At least they're together again."
"Do you mean Mary and Barry, Mary and Gary, or Mary
and Larry?" asked Sherry.
Terry replied, "No, I mean her legs!"


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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.


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