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Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.


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Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS."
Husband: "How can we find out which?"
Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment
this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave
her there. If she finds her way home; don't fuck her."


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A guy is walking past a bus stop and says
to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?"
"Fuck off, no you can't smell my cunt!"
the woman yells back at him.
"Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused,
"it must be your feet then".


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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Kissing your grandmother
hello and her tounge slips in!


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