A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 366 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What does a dildo and a soy bean have in common? A: There both a substitute for meat. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This little girl and this little boy were in the sand box playing when the boy said to the girl: "whats that down their?" the girl replied, "I dont know. whats that down there?", pointing to him. the boys didnt know either so they both decided to go home and ask their parents. when the girl asked her mom what was down their the mother replied: "Thats your garage, dont let a car park in it." when the boys asked his dad, he said: "Thats your car you gotta park it in a garage!" The two kids came back to each other and told each other what they heard. later on, the girl came home and was crying with blood all over her. her mom asked: "What happened?" and she said: "The boy tried to park in my garage so i ripped his back tires off!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 164 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, "What do you think is wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "I can clearly see you're nuts." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 159 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.