A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "Oh my god, I left the baby on the bus!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 225 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral, I'm a gynecologist." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 167 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Danny asked his father: "daddy, daddy, what is daddy?" His father told him: "nothing dear, it's suckar." Then Danny asked: "daddy, daddy, what is a guest?" His father said: "nothing dear, it's jackkass." Then Danny asked: "dady, daddy, what is sofa?" His father told him: "nothing, it's bitch." The next day a friend of the father came to the house. Danny told him: "Come, come Jackkass. Come sit on the bitch. I'll tell the suckar that u come." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tattoo artist says: "That's an unusual request. why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says: "Because my husband needs to eat between Christmas and new years." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.