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A couple made a deal that
whoever died first would
come back and inform the
other of the after life.
The woman's biggest fear
was that there was no heaven.
After a long life the
husband was the first to
go and true to his word
he made contact.
"Ashley...Ashley...."
"Is that you Martin?"
"Yes, I have come back like
we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the
morning, I have sex, I
have breakfast, I have sex,
I bathe in the sun, then
I have sex-twice, I have
lunch, then sex pretty
much all afternoon-supper
-then sex till late at
night, sleep then start
all over again."
"Oh Martin you surely
must be in heaven."
"Hell no, I'm a rabbit
in Kansas."


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Madeleine went to the doctor
for her annual checkup.
He told her to disrobe and
climb onto the examination table.
"Doctor," she said shyly,
"I'm sorry but I can't undress
right in front of you."
"All right," said the physician,
"I'll flick off the lights.
you undress and tell me when
you're through."
The room was completely dark.
"Doctor, I've undressed," said
Madeleine. "What should I do
with my clothes?"
"Your clothes?" answered the
quack. "Put them over here,
on top of mine."


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A man goes to a Psychologist and says,
"Doc, I got a real problem, I can't
stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see
what we can find out", and pulls out
his ink blots.
"What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down
then turns it around and states,
"That's a man and a woman on a bed
making love."
The Psychologist says, "very interesting,"
and shows the next picture. "And what
is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different
directions and says, "That's a man and
a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with
the third ink blot, and asks the
same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all
directions and replies, "That's a
man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes,
you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the
one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"


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A young woman took her
troubles to a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, you must help me,"
she pleaded. "It's gotten
so that every time I date
a nice guy, I end up in bed
with him. And then afterward,
I feel guilty and depressed
for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist.
"And you, no doubt, want me
to strengthen your will power
and resolve in this matter."
"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed
the woman. "I want you to fix
it so I won't feel guilty and
depressed afterward."


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