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Q: What does a coke machine and
Monica Lewinski have in common?
A: They both say "Insert Bill here."


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After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him,
and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin
the process of populating the Earth, so I want
you to start by kissing Eve."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what's a 'kiss'?"
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and
Adam then took Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged, and said,
"Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd
enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve."
And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'caress'?"
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and
Adam went again behind the bush with Eve. Quite a
few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said,
"Lord, that was even better than the kiss."
And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam, and
now I want you to make love to Eve."
And Adam said, "Lord, what's 'making love'?"
So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam
went to Eve, behind the bush. But this time he
reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, "Lord,
what's a 'headache'?"


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Q: What's the difference between
President Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.


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Two of Bill's sperm were racing toward the
cervix and the first one said: "How far do
you think it is to the fallopian tubes?"
The other one said "It can't be too far.
I think we just passed the tonsils."


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