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Two lawyers Joe and Tom were talking one day. Joe said, "Last
night I took the new intern out, we had dinner and then I took
her home and we had sex. I'm glad we did cause she is a lot
better than my wife."

The next day Tom said to Joe, "You know what? Last night I took
the new intern out. We had dinner then we went to my house and
we had sex. I disagree with you, your wife is a lot better."


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A woman enrolled in a nursing school, is attending an anatomy class. The
subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk
up the students a bit, asks her if she knows what her asshole does when
she has an orgasm.

"Sure." she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids."




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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs



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There were three friends having a drink one day :
a cucumber, a cabbage and a penis.

"my life is so bad" said the cabbage.
"when i get big, fat and juicy, they put me in a jar
and fill me up with vinegear."

"You think that's bad?" said the cucumber ?
"my life is so bad that when i get big,
fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me in a
salad!"

"well....!" if you think that's bad, then you
should see what they do to me...", said the penis.
"when i get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tent
over my head, stick me in a dark room, bang my head against
the wall until I throw up and pass out!!!!!"


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