Two lawyers Joe and Tom were talking one day. Joe said, "Last night I took the new intern out, we had dinner and then I took her home and we had sex. I'm glad we did cause she is a lot better than my wife." The next day Tom said to Joe, "You know what? Last night I took the new intern out. We had dinner then we went to my house and we had sex. I disagree with you, your wife is a lot better." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 53 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman enrolled in a nursing school, is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks her if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure." she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 43 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three friends having a drink one day : a cucumber, a cabbage and a penis. "my life is so bad" said the cabbage. "when i get big, fat and juicy, they put me in a jar and fill me up with vinegear." "You think that's bad?" said the cucumber ? "my life is so bad that when i get big, fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me in a salad!" "well....!" if you think that's bad, then you should see what they do to me...", said the penis. "when i get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tent over my head, stick me in a dark room, bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!!!!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 187 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.