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A man and his four year old son are talking,
when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy
look like?" The Dad confused, asks him "before
or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex"
So the dad says to him "Well have u ever seen
a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles."
"yeah" says the son."well what about after sex?"
he says to his dad. His dad replies "Have you
ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"


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This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and,
feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake
and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"
She replies, "I have an appointment at the
gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't
like to make love the night before." So
the husband agrees and rolled back over
and started to go back to sleep. A few
minutes later, he nudges his wife again
and asks, "You don't by any chance have
a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"


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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down
the chimney and is startled by a beautiful
19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will
you stay with me?" Santa replied, "Ho Ho
Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these
toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing
only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa,
now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver
these toys to gook girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa,
now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay,
can't get up the chimney with my dick
this way!"


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A little boy and his grandfather are
raking leaves in the yard. The little
boy sees an earthworm trying to get
back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa,
I bet I can put that worm back in that
hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll
bet you five dollars you can't. It's
too wiggly and limp to put back in
that little hole." The little boy runs
into the house and comes back out with
a can of hair spray. He sprays the
worm until it is straight and stiff
as a board. The boy then proceeds to
put the worm back into the hole. The
grandfather hands the little boy five
dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs
into the house. Thirty minutes later
the grandfather comes back out and
hands the boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you
already gave me five dollars." The
grandfather replies, "I know. That's
from your Grandma."


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