Don't Say The following During Sex: 1.But everybody looks funny naked! 2.You woke me up for that? 3.Did I mention the video camera? 4.Do you smell something burning? 5.(In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6.Try breathing through your nose. 7.A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8.Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9.Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10.But whipped cream makes me break out. 11.Person 1: This is your first time...right? Person 2: Yeah...today. 12.Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 558 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says, "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?" Billy-Bob replies, "Well sheriff, it's a long story!" Sheriff says that he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story. Billy-Bob continues, "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou were down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we stated a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill. So we did. Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "Billy-Bob, go to town" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 576 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Ingredients: 2 whole nuts 1 large banana 2 strong arms 2 well shaped legs 1 fur lined mixing bowl 4 loving eyes. Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top with nuts. Move in and out until cake is well creamed. Sigh with relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. If cake starts to rise, get out of town FAST! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 302 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed: “Move aside - I don't know how far its gonna go.” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 523 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.